Dodgy quotes

Reprinted without the kind permission of SEBASTIANNE

OK OK I take it back.Unfuck you.
Well wasn't today a total waste of makeup?
Well -aren't we a fucking happy ray of sunshine today?
Don't bother me again,I'm living happily ever after.
This isn't an office,this is HELL with fluorescent lights.
Do I look like a people person?
I'm not crazy - I've just been in a very bad mood for 35 years
Sarcasm and cynicism are just 2 more services I offer
Do they ever shut up on your planet? ( This ones for Microbot-he,he)
Don't worry - I forgot your name too
WAIT!!!!...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality
Chaos,panic and disorder...my work here is done.
Earth is full...go home
Aww...did I step on our poor bitty ego?
I'm not tense,I'm just terribly,terribly alert
If assholes could fly this would be an airport
You are depriving some village of an idiot
AND I LEFT THE BEST ONE FOR LAST:
An erection doesn't count as personal growth.